
I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
( , Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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there was the time at school where we used to sneak in the old wooden hut on the playing fields for a ciggie, nothing was stored there except some old sports mats, one day we threw away our fag ends, went back to lessons, and then half an hour later in english noticed the hut smouldering. it burnt down leaving a nice black crater in the middle of the sports field!
( , Fri 5 Mar 2004, 1:16, Reply)
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