Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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a friend at universitytried to prove the theory that a flame burns above the flammable liquid by pouring lighter fuel into his hand and then setting fire to it. Needless to say, his hand went up like the Torch, whereupon he yelled "fuck" and waved his hand vigorously to put it out. Cue spraying jets of flame round the room and lots of stamping on burning newspapers, sofas, other people etc...
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shavedchimp something something oranges something, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 3:05,
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