Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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evil death cheeseI remember catching a whole bunch of flies in a kodak film canister, but my uncle was walking up the stairs. I knew he would dissaprove of me capturing the flies, so I hid the canister above a flurescent lamp. My uncle and I talked for about 5 minutes--and as the conversation ensued, burning plastic mingled with the carnage of smoldering fly-guts slowly melted down from the lamp like an impure cheese. Lovely, right?
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 5:41, Reply)
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