Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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on a school camping trip once......we were eating dinner one night on little calorgaz stoves (the ones with the little blue canisters). One of the stoves ran out of gas, so we thought we'd change the canister and get on with cooking the bacon. So dopey-twat kid unclips the old canister and jams the new one in without clamping it in...cue canister shooting out of his hand...jet of compressed gas...more burning stoves...eight-foot high fireball! This, much to our amusement, set his head on fire and burned all the hairs off his body. Fortunatly (?) he wasnt hurt. As well as burning him, the jets of flame had also burnt a foot-wide hole in a tent and destroyed my mate's rucksack - the next day he had to walk 10 miles with a one-strapped rucksack with no bottom to it! HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 10:41, Reply)
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