Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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I didn't start the fire, God did...A couple of years ago I was in York Minster. Some twat had lit some candles and somehow set fire to my sleeve. I threw my jacket off and burnt a whopper on a kneely pray cushion. It probably belonged to Saint Jesus or something.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 13:09, Reply)
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