Have you ever started a fire?I went to sleep with candles burning - woke up to a circle of flame on the rug. Thought, "Tits. Better put the rug in the bath and turn the taps on." TIP: Don't put a burning rug into a fibre glass bath. I caused about £5000 of damage to the house and was coughing up smoky black phlegm for a few weeks. Can you beat that?
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rob, Tue 2 Mar 2004, 17:48)
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Sooo many firesThere are just loads, one scary one was at 14, I lived near a river and there were a few emergency floating thingies in boxes to rescue drowning fuckwits with. These boxes were at head height and had a hole in the front to open them with. I emptied a can of deoderant into the hole and held a lighter up in front of it, then "WHOOOOMP", massive fireball engulfed my body, didn't do any me damage but scared the shit out of me. The same could not be said of the box. I hope no-one needed rescuing..
(, Fri 5 Mar 2004, 13:48, Reply)
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