First rude thing I ever saw
Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
Walking in on my sister sitting on her boyfriend's face really wasn't a great moment in my life.
"I SAID 'WHAT?', VAGABOND, NOT 'COME IN'!" she screamed at me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:35,
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I like this story.
Did you join in?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:50,
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Oh Christ I've just been sick.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:51,
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And you thought she said "come in"
As in, "stick it in"?
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rofl harris, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:05,
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or "bend one in"
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rofl harris, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:06,
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You did think about it though
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rofl harris, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:06,
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I bet you're thinking about it now
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rofl harris, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:06,
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It was a wonderful moment in mine though.
I wish I could have seen your reaction, but you know, my vision was a little obscured.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:54,
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Did you come in
your pants?
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flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:28,
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ffs Vag
Now I can't explain to my daughter why I'm laughing.
c'mon!
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Fri 12 Aug 2011, 0:27,
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So you helped him lick his cum out of her?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:19,
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