I want this to be lies,
but it sounds like the sort of thing that probably happened for real.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:46, 1 reply)

I wish it were lies
I think I tried to phone childline about it but as I tried to phone them a lot when I was a kid because my dad was abusive and never once managed to get through I can't recall exactly. I can still recite Esther Rantzen saying "All of out operators are busy talking to children right now but please do keep trying to call us"
( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:34, closed)

Your childhood sounds ace.
Hope your dad got what was coming to him.

Actually, having read further down, you didn't do him in, did you?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 14:58, closed)

Nah, suicide when finally mum left him and then he lost everything else.

( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:16, closed)

good god
This is still a funny site isn't it?

isn't it

:'(
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:21, closed)

The trick is to still laugh regardless of what you're being told.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:28, closed)

Hahahaha!

( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:34, closed)

Sort of a happy ending, then.
:-S
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:43, closed)

Believe or not yeh I guess it was
My mum is certainly a much happier woman
( Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 15:47, closed)