The Golden Shot
Was an ITV game show in the 1970s. We'd watch it at my nan & gramps's over the tinned-ham salad at teatime when we visited on alternate Sundays, on their little black & white telly.

I didn't pay it much attention until 1974, when Bob Monkhouse started hosting it again after a break, and they had on as one of their hostesses ("golden girls", I think) a Chinese dancer called Wei Wei Wong.

Not long after I first saw her on that, aged about 6 or 7, I had a very strange dream in which me, my school pal Tudor, and Wei Wei Wong were running around with water pistols and for some reason she lifted her skirt to reveal herself to be knickerless under her American Tan tights. We squirted our water pistols at her, and got her all wet in her gussetage.

In the dream, she squirted me back in the same general underpant area, getting me wet there too. Which was when I woke up, thinking I'd wet the bed. I had, in a way I'd not seen before. Not much quantity and stickier than wee, I didn't really know what had happened, but there wasn't much mess outside my pyjama bottoms, and dream itself had been so enjoyable, I just rolled over and tried to go back to sleep to get back to it.

I was 7 and it took almost another seven years after that before I work out what had happened.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:20, 5 replies)

well, thank you for sharing this in such intimate detail.
this is really, really creepy.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:30, closed)

That;s just wong.
way, way wong.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:34, closed)

Now I know I'm a late developer.
Though if this is true I suspect you should apply to the Guiness Book Of Records as the earliest onset of puberty.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:07, closed)

Oh come on. If we're talking about fapping I have way earlier stories than this.

But for innocent reasons. Eeyup
(Avnas dosh!, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 4:13, closed)

So you had a wet dream
and shot your load at 7 years old?
( Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:32, closed)