First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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My Mum was away.....at a residential Adult Literacy Course or some such (she taught some great people to read, I'm pretty proud of her)and my Dad had borrowed a 'film' from a chap at work.
I sat on the stairs that led down into the sitting room (behind the curtains Mum had erected to stop all the heat disappearing up the stairs) and surreptitiously watched Genital Hospital with him blissfully unaware. Thank God he wasn't choking one out.
It was the first time I realised that oral sex wasn't talking about it, and my first sight of an angry penis.
I was 12. Scarred me for life, it did. Probably the reason I made it onto the most popular page of the Annoying Partners qotw.
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Sallyrsm, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 19:06,
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needy mental does not mean good.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:46,
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it does if they'll suck my stinky winky(
lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 17:14,
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