First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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No pun intendedAs a child I used to build wooden toy ships and guns in the basement of my parents' house. My father had all kinds of tools, but the garage was crammed with stuff so you couldn't find anything most of the time. At about 10 years of age, I walked in on my parents shagging when I wanted to ask my dad where he had put the hammer.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 1:46, 4 replies)
Does it feel like your dad's cock when you use a hammer, now that the association is there?(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:23, closed)
I've been trying to think of a witty reply that has "to get hammered", "to nail" or "my dad's cock" etc. in it, but every single one is just so wrong.
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Tell me when you walked in you shouted "STOP, HAMMER TIME!"Even if it's not true.
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^ Fantastic ^(, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 16:01, closed)
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