I remember one clip
where this stunted Ron Jeremy-alike sculptor who sculpted boobs (quelle suprise) was talking about how he'd once had a lover who 'wasn't much to look at but I still get rock hard when I think about her'. I remember thinking 'why on earth would you fancy an ugly bird?'.
I get it these days (and yes, I know how that is going to be taken.)

Lolo Ferrari was just terrifying. I laughed till I fell over at the announcement of her death which went 'details of how she died are unclear...but at least we know it wasn't drowning'.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:34, 2 replies)

being forced into excessive plastic surgery from the age of 17 by a boyfriend who masterminded her transition into a cruelly inflated doll for his own kicks may have had somthing to do with her depression & suicide
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:42, closed)

haha! I have a funny eurotrash line that sticks in my head from years ago aswell!
basically, this woman (pornstar) used to get moulds made of her minge so that weird guys could buy rubber versions of it and imagine they were having sex with her. So it's this German woman and the stupid voice they dubbed over it was with a scouse accent and said;
"and so i thought, why not make a replica... of me welcccchhhh"
still makes me laugh now!
(boosh, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:58, closed)