When i was about 9 in 1987
my friend who was about 13 at the time had a parent free house so we went round there to watch tv.

He had something to show me that was in the VCR...revenge of the nerds, which is basically a rubbish film on how the nerds wanted to get with the cheerleaders and have their wicked way. Now we did'nt watch the whole thing as his mum was due back shortly but he had a 'favourite scence' which he promptly showed me. It was where the nerds had set up a hidden video camera in the girls changing rooms and they could watch a live feed of the nudey ladies from nearby.

There is a certain bit on that scene where one of the nerds says 'i wanna see some bush pan down' and it cut to a literally half a second close up of this hairy bush, my friend at the time obviously liked this bit and kept rewinding it and trying to pause on the close up. I literally i heard ' i wanna see some bush pan down' bout 20 times till he got the video paused directly on the close up.

Now he must of been proud on his pausing technique because when he was successful on getting the love muff in all its glory in full 28" in its near non wobble pause on screen he proceeded to whip his knob out and wipe it all over the screen repeatedly shouting excitedly "this is how you have sex, THIS IS HOW YOU HAVE SEX"

Luckily my dinner time was approaching and had to leave, 22 years later and to this day i can still here this yank saying 'i wanna see some bush pan down' in my head, scarred for life? i think so...
(djgalaxe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:13, 2 replies)

13 years old
and running his own pub?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:22, closed)

Ha-ha-ha

(SonoraAeroClub "OH SWEET HELEN OF BALLS!", Fri 12 Aug 2011, 15:37, closed)

Almost exactly the same here.
Except we were 8 or 9, I suppose. And my friend had "cable" (which in those days really was a rarity). Aberdeen was one of the first cities to get it (all that oil money meant lots of subscribers, you see).

Every so often we'd be allowed to have a sleep over. This would involve staying up all night to see what would come up on cable.

Revenge of the Nerds was one. I also recall some brief boobage on Conan the Barbarian. It was enough, at that age, to keep us going for weeks. Well, until the next overnighter, anyway.
(dxg, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 18:58, closed)