First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Dodgy Amstrad PornWhen I was in primary school my Mum worked in an office for a company that sold stuff to other offices. They had a few of those MS-DOS based computers from before the age of colour monitors, and after school I would usually go to Mum's office to spin on the spinny chairs until she finished work. When a computer was free, I was allowed to play one of a number of games that were saved on the D drive.
One day, a new game had appeared, intriguingly titled 'BLOWJOB'. Curiously I opened the file, and a very realistic (for the time) 'film' started to play. One of my Mum's colleagues looked over my shoulder and screamed at me to shut it down, but not before I had seen the full horror unfold in glorious green and black.
Nothing was ever mentioned afterwards, but I never saw the spotty young IT guy around the office again.
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