First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Another peaI posted this some years ago and while it wasn't exactly my first experience of rudeness it was certainly an early one and a profitable one.
X-mas porn
Christmas day circa 1975. Unseasonally dry and mild weather and I'm out on the head of the road trying out my new bike. I stopped into a layby for a quick slug of water and just happened to quickly glance into the roadside bin and here's two brown paper packages. Oh ho ! What have we here ? Only two packages of brand new crisp and glossy jazz mags. Maybe around 30 per package. My lucky day or what ? Mayfairs, Penthouses, Men Onlys, H & E (eh ?) etc.
Needless to say I couldn't carry them on the bike so I planked them elsewhere and retrieved them later.
Be assured I made good use of them, as any 14 year old would, before selling them on at school and round the neighbourhood. I made a fortune ... I seem to recall asking about 50p each. That's about £30 ..... genuinely a princely sum for a young lad back in the mid seventies.
Merry Christmas right enough !
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Ramsay Tupper, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 13:39,
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