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Our Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV

(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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her name was Deborah, it never suited her...
There are fewer things in my life that I am more proud of than the seemingly magical appeal I had to girls when I was aged 5 - 12. And fewer things I am less proud of than my seemingly cursed life since.

My 1st was a girl I grew up with, proper Pulp style story (hence the subject line) we were always at each other's houses, our parents were (and still are) best friends and we would amuse ourselves for hours by getting naked and playing with each other. I would rub her bits and she would stroke mine, sometimes we'd do it for hours before hearing the rumbling of parents up the stairs, meaning we'd hastily dress and sit playing nice, or pretend to be asleep. I really looked forward to seeing her every other week, it was intense.

Then we grew up, she got massive boobs and that was it, I was no longer allowed to see them.

Then we went to uni, weirdly we ended up at the same one... one night, we had a drunken conversation in the SUB about how weird it was that we did all kinds of rude stuff with each other for years until we could actually do something about it, and then we stopped. I lamented how I'd never seen her norks and then it happened. We snogged.

It felt like I was kissing my sister - not that I have a sister, but y'know...

I'm glad we tried, it would've been a shame not to give it a go, fate seemed to be putting us together quite often but it felt so very wrong.

Oh and before you go asking whether she was my sister, she's black and I'm white. (she's still the only black girl I've kissed... which is a bit annoying for some reason)
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:09, 3 replies)
Kissing the girl that you had previously fingered (or at least rubbed the boobs of)
felt like kissing your sister?

What an odd family.
(, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:47, closed)
good point
well made.

I have no witty retort whatsoever.

(for clarification, rubbed her clit before either of us knew what it was, no insertion and as I mentioned, she got boobs after the rudies).
(, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:15, closed)
I'm sure your mother would be appalled.
I grew up with a female friend - when we passed the age of 12, we came to the decision that we would no longer kiss when saying goodbye. Her idea, not mine.
(, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 13:46, closed)

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