Now there's a thing
A bit of a pear roast from me this time.

I grew up as a forces brat in Europe. Every time my sister or I got ill, Mum would walk us the mile or so to the Doctors, every time assuring us that the building with the pretty red lights was a fairy house. It is not just gastro-pubs that have a specials board you know.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:18, 7 replies)

Fairy?
The polite term is "gay man".
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:19, closed)

It was most definitely a Brothel,
Whore house or Knocking shop.
Being a member of the rainbow crowd, I would not refer to a gay man as a fairy, I would simply refer to him as a Man.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:40, closed)

.
German knocking shops - a sight to behold - or so I'm told :-0
(Biff..., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 8:43, closed)

No.
The rooms are hideously decorated.

...What?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 9:16, closed)

Given what you have hired the room for,
Why would you be concerned with the decor?
The outside of the building always looked very pretty though and the pictures of the young women available were quite something to behold.
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:43, closed)

Well, I've never actually even been to Germany.
I just can't resist the crap jokes.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:57, closed)

Well you should go
The knocking shops are exquisite and the girls are so filthy, they make your hair curly!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 19:18, closed)