First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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Yeah, but it finally caught up with him. He figured that the amount of throbbing purple prose he could get from crapping out his own liver would surpass any mere poo story most mortals could produce, or even his previous best efforts.
Ironically, it was the sheer excitement at this realisation that caused him to shit internal organs, and he never got to write about it.
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Pah, what a lightweight.He only shat a liver. That guy who coughed out his lung still managed to write about it.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:07,
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He shat it THROUGH HIS EAR.(, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 11:10, closed)
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