We should have a QOTW about the weirdest deviant porn you've ever seen or heard of. I'm thinking "Me, I'm not..." will get front paged and/or arrested.

For me the weirdest porn I've ever heard of was a woman sticking a lobster in her fanny and holding a lighter to its head so it wiggled its tail about and gave her an orgasm. Bonus was they could presumably cook it and eat it after filming.

Some stories relate the lobster babies being laid in her womb at the time and her "giving birth" to some lobsters at a later date. Schoolboy stuff indeed.

If someone held a lighter to my head I'm pretty sure my reaction wouldn't be to give birth.

Christ I'm drunk.
( AWPS, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:29, 1 reply)

as a teen i watched this film with deep regret with some friends
i left the room after about 10 mins and never talked about it to them again, i did find out later about 20 years later that one of my friends at the time had got in to animal porn in a big way and was regularly down loading the shit. how did i find out? i fixed his pc for him and did what every respectable fixer does, i looked for mp3's pic and porn and found his stash dirty filthy basterd had gigs of the stuff even stuff with pregnant women and animals .
told him it needed formating and wiped the everything
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:48, closed)

Peer Censorship ftw!
I bet he was gutted like a fish...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:10, closed)