First rude thing I ever sawOur Ginger Fuhrer's young life was scarred by the discovery of an end-of-the-pier 'What The Butler Saw' machine and a jazz mag shoved behind a toilet cistern. Tell us about the first time you realised that there was more to life than sweet shops and Friday night TV
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:07)
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A poem...She lay back upon the bed
While I gently stroked her head
She said to undo my fly
And who am I to deny
Out flopped my cock
But I forgot the lock
So mum wondered in with a cup of tea and I didn't even get to see her tits. Bugger.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 9:43, 2 replies)
That was a perfect exampleof Vogon poetry.
I may have to eat my own liver.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 11:13, closed)
needs more biscuity goodness or pics (
fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 14:05,
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