One of the awful phrases that upsets me that my awful middle class family and awful middle class friends use is
"The worst thing in the WORLD is ... "

and finish the sentence with some fucking inane bollocks about dropping Tarquin's dummy on the floor in Waitrose.

I always think to myself, "I'd rather that than, say, being in Syria right now" for example, and then get upset, not only at the mind-breakingly dull content of their passing comment, but my sheer, pig-headed and comfortable pedantry about it.

I swear to God when I finally go postal it won't be my fault - it will be Western society's as a whole for being so full of utterly boring cunts.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:23, 6 replies)

I say a very similar thing.
When people moan about inane gibberish, I just mutter 'And they say it's bad in Afghanistan'.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:33, closed)

Cor!
I bet you're the life and soul of every party.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:12, closed)

Best answer so far...

By a country mile.

*clicks a lot*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:44, closed)

Abdication of responsibility
is the first step towards going postal.
( Hunter Stockton was murdered by a bicycle wielding axolotl,.,.,.,., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:40, closed)

Reminds me of a very very old Viz cartoon
Two badly drawn characters:

Man. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Boy. Finding half a worm?
Man. No, being stripped and beaten with a length of knotted rope.
( Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:10, closed)

Whenever I'm in Waitrose...
...and some spoilt middle-class Tarquin-spawner's anklebiter drops his dummy, I swoop down on it and whip it off the floor, shove it down the back of my kecks, slip the rubberised teat up my ringpiece for a second or so, pop it back out and hand it over. That's usually why the mother then goes on to say, "The worst thing in the WORLD is..." So you can see her point.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 1:19, closed)