The silly Eastern European woman in the well-known coffee shop
She put milk in my Lapsang Souchong!
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 15:32, 7 replies)

Oh for fuck sake.
I hope you punched her for that.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:11, closed)

Or had her deported.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:56, closed)

Or
spit it out forcibly in a room-filling spray of your opinion on adulterated tea.

Lapsang souchong doesn't seem to be on the shelves anywhere in my town anymore, but having it served with milk is so much worse than not having any in the house at all.
( tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:21, closed)

Have you tried
Whittards?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:00, closed)

Oh dear
I have mine with milk all the time. And a spoon of honey for good measure.

Not that I've tried it without milk yet though
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:34, closed)

Are you a twat?
You're not one of those twats who thinks it's a heinous crime to have milk in their Chai too? Both Lapsang and Chai can be nice black or white. I only EVER drink black coffee, but I wouldn't slate a teashop matey if she sloshed some milk in...... if I'd forgotten to ask for it black. Which I presume you did from the tone of the complaint. I am only being angry about this because I am drunk and actually drinking a cup of Lapsang with milk in it. AND IT'S NICE
(paisleypiglet, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 4:05, closed)

You sound like one of these third world poor people
who don't know how to drink tea properly. For shame!
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 11:29, closed)