I get really annoyed by
My dishwasher not getting everything clean first time

Having to turn the bread around in the toaster half way through

The fact the KFC has Pepsi, not coke (the only reason I never go there these days)

People not parking considerately in our road, meaning the wife and I sometimes can't fit both our cars outside our house and so have to walk a good 10-15 yards to and from our cars

Not being able to find decent quality torrents of TV shows I don't want to have to wait to come on TV

Pubs that don't have (what I consider) decent premium lagers

Forgetting my phone charger when I come to work, meaning I can't be constantly on the 'net

Expensive restaurants that have a crap dessert menu - epsecially so if they are Michellin-stared

Tescos having my favourite brand of X on sale / BOGOF, so there's none there when I go and therefore have to settle for another brand

The price of petrol when I drive a car that, on a good day, gets 20mpg

The walls in my house being too thick, so it's hard to get consistant wi-fi in some rooms (maybe three out of ten rooms)
(ScousersPet, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:17, 5 replies)

1. Lager? What's wrong with you?
2. Waiting to come on TV? Buy a second set, then wank over that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:25, closed)

You do know that
KFC was once owned by Pepsi and are bound by contract to only sell their drinks.

Personally I find it far more objectionable that the holding company spun off from Pepsi to own KFC, Pizza Hut etc is called Yum! Brands.

It's the exclamation mark in particular that makes me long for a friendly asteroid to come by and wipe the whole human race from the face of the planet.
(Vainomoinen went looking for the Sampo on, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:52, closed)

Weird
There was one shit, scummy KFC in Liverpool (the one on Wavertree Highstreet, which has now closed down) that I'm sure used to sell Coke. Though that might have been coke of the cain variety, not coke of the a-cola variety...
(ScousersPet, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:34, closed)

10 - 15 yards to walk your lardy arse from your car to your home!!!

Luxury! When Arsenal (I don't give a fuck about football so any comments about the game will be wasted) play at home, I have to park in the next flamin' street!!!
( Vambo, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 23:12, closed)

If parking grinds your gears
Get over to YOUPARKLIKEACUNT.com
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 10:46, closed)