Emo Facebook statuses about how dreadful their current predicament is..
..and how they are really a nice person who deserve a decent break and how they can't understand how 'Karma' is currently being so bad to them.

Despite being found guilty of benefit fraud only a few months previously.

Followed by the sycophants who post coo-cooing responses of encouragement on their Emo thread.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 16:32, 5 replies)

Equally
irritating, is when they just post

'Oh for fucks sake'

And nothing else.
(username failed moderation, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:11, closed)

I have a early-teens girl in my facebook friend list*.
She'll regularly post something along the lines of "You've ruined my life and I hate you". Utterly baffling.

*Yeah, nonce, whatever.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:33, closed)

I have loads of mid-late teens in my Facebook friends list and I'm 40.
..it freaks my mates out.

I think it's jealousy because I have a car that impresses mid-late teens and they don't.

It's a Honda Accord.
( Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:19, closed)

Just 'Facebook' was probably enough.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:51, closed)

Whats up hun? x

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 21:12, closed)