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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Entitled types who refer to their pets as "fur babies" and insist they are like children
And whinge on about the lengths they must go as their precious little one has food allergies and can only eat steamed free-range chicken and imported lean ground bison.

You bought it from a puppy mill-supplied pet shop, of course it's been inbred and is eventually going to cost you more than the $2.000USD you plunked down for it...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKGYwa0gM0E&feature=relmfu
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:49, 3 replies)
Ive heard someone one refer to a dog as a
PWAWT.
Person With a Waggy Tail.
I refer to them as a MCIC
Massive Cringe Inducing Cunt.
(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 22:50, closed)
:snert!:
PWAWT?!
Do you say "m.c.i.c." or "emkik"?
i'd prefer "emkik" as in, "call your dog PWAWT one more time, emkik you right jn the..."

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(, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 7:02, closed)
I had this conversation with a colleague once: (I'm the one asking if she had a nice weekend)
"Did you have a nice weekend?"
"Yeah. Didn't do much, just stayed home with the kids"
"Kids?! Whose kids?"
"Just mine..."
"Ah, ok. You mean your cats?"
"Yeah, my kids!"
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 16:32, closed)

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