Spoilt Bitch Hates Yorkshire
1989, I'm working in Sheffield at Megabank's data centre, on contract from an IT supplier. I'm sitting in the team's work and break room, when the news comes in that the M1 is closed, and has been closed for hours. Female colleague, gorgeous but a Spoilt Bitch Class III, goes into f-word rant about how she hates the f-ing North, how f-ing useless and incompetent Northern cops are for not getting the f-ing motorway open again immediately, and now it's going to take her an extra hour to get out of the f-ing ugly worthless North and back to London.

Then we discover that a 737 has come down onto the M1 while trying to get into East Midlands, there's 47 dead, and several hundred yards of the M1 is covered in a mixture of aircraft parts and body parts.

It has always been a source of regret that I was not able to see her face when she understood what a cow she had been.

Silly bitch didn't even understand that Yorkshire is wonderful.
(GreyWolf lives outside LHC blast radius, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 13:21, 5 replies)

Inconsiderate northern pilots no doubt?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 2 Mar 2012, 14:19, closed)

I'll be living in Yorkshire soon (currently relocating for work)
What stands out for me is that the train to London on Friday night takes almost exactly the same amount of time as the train across London to Home.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 15:25, closed)

You can always tell a Yorkshireman
But you can't tell him much.

Aithangyew
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 2 Mar 2012, 19:25, closed)

EVERYONE NORTH OF THE HOME COUNTIES IS A SKAG HEAD.

(Blahh, Sat 3 Mar 2012, 23:55, closed)

Thats funny
I live in Sheffield and have never once felt the urge to inject myself with mind altering drugs in the name of recreation apart from the time i had to work down in London for a spell.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:20, closed)