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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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count yourself lucky
you only have to listen to your screaming box of shit for a few minutes on the bus
you don't have to live with the fucker for 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 4 Mar 2012, 21:33, 1 reply)
and I can kick it hard as I like
and no-one will phone the police.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:08, closed)
I wonder if those new guns that silence crowds
will work on babies.
Will reflecting their own crying back at them 0.2s after they emit it cause the same kind of dissonance that it does with normal speech?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:25, closed)
I don't know
but I reckon a hammer would do the trick just as well.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 0:51, closed)
Take that hammer ...
to your own bollocks.

For the good of humanity and the health of the gene pool, or else you will one day find yourself in jail having shaken your most recent defacto's crotch fruit to death, or eternal gimphood.
(Que?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:09, closed)
Hi welcome to B3ta.
Whilst you may have not noticed yet, this is a place where people occasionally make jokes. Some of them deemed "sick" or "offensive". There was a book about it a few years ago, you can probably find it on Amazon.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:22, closed)
Erm, Hi
But can I ask that you take the hammer to your own bollocks anyway ?

Not out of some intent to make a point, just because it it would make me laugh...

Thank you.

Or possibly "Cheers".
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:25, closed)
Ok,
but just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:48, closed)
No.
Discovered that when baby monitor parent bit was too close to the base station. The baby just seems to take the feedback as encouragment.
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:33, closed)
If I found you on the bus kicking a box of shit, I might actually call the police.
Or at very least, a mental health professional.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 10:11, closed)
Well, if someone got
on the bus carrying a box of shit with them, I might well think the authorities should get involved.
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:35, closed)
Fuck me, either you have finally put me on ignore so you didn't realise
or we actually agree on something. Will wonders never cease.

mind you, the only thing we agree on is what we would hypothetically do if someone hypothetically carried a hypothetical box of hypothetica shit onto a bus...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 13:22, closed)
You two should just fuck and get it over with.

(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:36, closed)
Sorry, I have given myself to Monster Munch.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:10, closed)

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