Pretty much any story in the local paper about a
kid who has been "unfairly" excluded from lessons. Their chav parents make them out to be little misunderstood angels, and the photo is staged so that the little angel is looking sad whilst wearing their full school uniform for the first time ever, and still looking like a blatant mini-psychopath. You know what? Don't want to have your mini-chav child exluded from school? Invent a fucking time machine and sterilise yourself 10 years ago, you mouth-breathing, chain-smoking, Bacardi-drinking air-wasters.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:03, 6 replies)

Sterilizing the poor lolz

( Zuowan, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:22, closed)

If we make them do it to themselves, it's less abhorrent
and they might learn some useful skills building the time machine.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:26, closed)

You're married to Little Lord FreeFair
aren't you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 4:40, closed)

Thanks for
that Lord Snooty.
(username failed moderation, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:18, closed)

Oi oi oi.
Wait a fucking second.

What is wrong with Barcardi?
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:50, closed)

It gave me the most terrible hangovers when I was 15.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:56, closed)

I still have a scar on my thumb
from where my mate grabbed a sword-fish jaw out of my hand and cut it.
Both of us bombed out of gourds on his older brother's Bacardi.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:56, closed)