
Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?
( , Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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(Yeah, topical. Still, I'll plough on.)
Pig's Arse #1: Well, we used to go to South Africa for our holidays, but since the blacks got the vote it's gone downhill.
Pig's Arse #2: Yeah, it was much better for tourists in the old days.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 9:48, 5 replies)

If only Emmeline Pankhurst had learnt to be a better cook.
( , Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:42, closed)

Though the cost of cat food has gone through the roof since.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 11:55, closed)

Took me a while to get the reference - my head wasn't in the right district.
( , Mon 5 Mar 2012, 12:33, closed)
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