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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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Because it is harder to make it look like an accident when you walk up someone and kick them in the shins.
Admit it - you would bash the shins of annoying people in your way if you could get away with it.
It has little to do with extra consideration for those with children and more to do with consideration for all others.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:03, 2 replies)
You're all getting it wrong
Much more fun/effective to get the back of the ankles - has the effect of a 'tap tackle' for half the effort.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:26, closed)
A child in a pushchair can easily be trained to kick people too.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:38, closed)
See! This confirms everything I ever suspected.
If you can train one of those things to kick people, you can train them not be utter cunts.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:57, closed)
I have - my eldest is quite the lovely, polite, well-behaved young man.
My two month old baby does cry though.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:02, closed)
I'm still an utter cunt, mind.

(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 15:05, closed)
What you are forgetting here, and it's OK, I understand.
Is that I am never, under any circumstances, in anybody elses way. Everybody else is in my way.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:28, closed)
Everytime you move,
the earth's orbit is altered. You might think it's because your the centre of the universe - I just think you're a fat cunt.
(, Mon 5 Mar 2012, 14:37, closed)

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