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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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I am a first world problem!
At least I was to the fat lass I sat next to on the train last night, with her arse hanging half over my seat. I know this, because I saw her text her friend "Great, now I've got some nob jockey sitting next to me pushing me off the end of the seats'. I refrained from pointing out that if she maybe threw away the 'Grab Bag' of Wotsits I could see sticking out of her handbag that she might have a chance of not being so squeezed out of a seat that a normal size person can (just about) sit in. I did enjoy the look on her face when she stood up to get off and I politely informed her that 'nob' is actually spelt with a silent 'k' though.
(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:10, 2 replies)
You nob end.

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:19, closed)

(, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 12:25, closed)

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