Something about something on tv.
All I'm hearing at the moment is some blurb about a woman who puts coffee up her bum.
What sort of fussy ass does she have?
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:20, 24 replies)

Not very, she used Nescafe.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:22, closed)

Sounds like she needs her beans shaking.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:24, closed)

It's the caramel shot
that annoyed the guy from Sketchleys.
(username failed moderation, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:25, closed)

The whole thing was a probem for the staff in Starbucks.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:32, closed)

Starbutts, surely?

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:22, closed)

Chocolate Starbucks?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:30, closed)

Brownstar bucks?

(King Nightmare, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:21, closed)

A muckyarso
Too tenuous?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:30, closed)

Crappucino

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:33, closed)

Or an espresso...
...'straight up'
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:36, closed)

Asspresso

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 16:37, closed)

Flat shite

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:03, closed)

BUM COFFEE!!!!!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:11, closed)

Does she put tea where I think?
Is that why posh tea comes with string?
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:19, closed)

She did.
have you not heard the old saying about 'all the tea in vagina'?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:27, closed)

Oh, very good.
*applause*
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:55, closed)

Defacated or decaffeinated?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:14, closed)

Seems like it would be more up Gold Blend's err, alley.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 7:22, closed)

Embarrasing bodies
She had an addiction to colonics using coffee, ha you couldn't make it up. Never watched before but the close up of that Vag put me off my food....Don't get me wrong I'm partial to a bit of Vag but the sight of a prolapsed one isn't a nice thing!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:27, closed)

given you can get coffee beans that have been up a (rare) cats arse
and cost a fortune, how long before someone sees this as a marketing opportunity?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:31, closed)

Palm Civet's aren't cats,
or particularly rare for that matter.There used to be one that hung out in the banana plantation behind our house. They fucking stink. The locals called them skunks when they were speaking English.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 14:56, closed)

They've taught civets to speak English?
That far outshines their coffee output in terms of notable achievements.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 15:21, closed)

Can they do an accent?
Y'know, for the French vanilla.
(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 7:27, closed)

You're thinking of ferrets.
They have a particular nuance of tone.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 7 Mar 2012, 13:45, closed)