Well, this has converted me.
Had you been willing to forgo such luxuries as fags, booze, food, and housing, you could have lived like a king on £67.50/week.
You theiving scum. You're making my country shit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:34, 1 reply)

The fags and booze were easy to give up
I'm still addicted to food however. I find that, after a three or four days of 'cold turkey' (Mmmmm turkey!) I have to get another 'fix' or 'meal' as some of my fellow addicts call them.
I dunno, I suppose I'm just weak-willed.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:41, closed)

Pathetic.
I'll bet you wear clothes, too.
Your massive sense of entitlement disgusts me.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:51, closed)

I know, I'm sorry.
There's me doing all this eating and breathing without benefiting the state one iota. I should really have donated my body for live vivisection or donated my organs to support myself in the lavish plasma-screen, fast car, free 12-bedroom council house and KFC lifestyle of my fellow dole scum.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 9:56, closed)

who paid for your net connection?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:21, closed)

I got a deal for paying a year upfront
Only runs out next month
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 10:23, closed)

BTW I'm back in gainful employment
Thanks to the Germans - if I'd relied on the dynamism and forward-thinking of the British engineering sector to interview and employ me I'd have starved.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:01, closed)

congrats!
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 18:41, closed)