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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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It's shit
I hate it when some asshole writes a condescending reply to a poster who has a valid objection to a previous unreasonable reply to a reply with dignity and gravitas about a twattish response to a sensible and well thought out retort to someone else's ignorant comment about a perfectly legitimate counter point to an intemperate statement about a sapient and perspicuous argument proposed against an ill thought out and frankly ranting post on a puerile internet discusion board.

That really annoys me.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:04, 17 replies)
I think you have a good point
and you put it reasonably.

I must say though, you are possibly generalising a little.

It is also true to say you interfere with small faryard animals.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:10, closed)
Fuck off
You cunt.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:45, closed)
Again,
a well considered reply.

Thank you for your input.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:49, closed)
Lolol
Yuo iz a cnut!

It's surprisingly hard to deliberately mis-spell words while using an iPhone...
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:34, closed)
O knoa, rite?
It took me an hour to fuck up 'farmyard' in my original post.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:11, closed)
I am really rather distressed
That I appear to have cast myself in the 'unpleasant git' role in this particular exchange. I trust that you understand I have nothing against you personally?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 16:41, closed)
Good sir,
My skin is as the armour thou sporteth.

We might parley as though at war, but shall sup mead in the evening.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:04, closed)
Right-o then
Mine's a pint. Ta!
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 20:51, closed)
You are in a maze of twisty clauses, all alike

(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:24, closed)
fuck off

(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:28, closed)
Too many prepositional clauses make my head hurt.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:30, closed)
I hate it when some bastard steals my thesaurus.

(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 11:33, closed)
Some bastard stole my thesaurus.
I was so angry, I couldn't find the words.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 12:53, closed)
I stole your thesaurus
.. and I ate* it.

* consumed, ingested, devoured, munched, digested, devoured, scoffed, swallowed, nibbled and noshed
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 14:14, closed)
That is a truly
magnificent hideous reply.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:12, closed)
Oh yeah?
Takes one to know one.
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 15:56, closed)
There, there, don'tt you worry your pretty little head about it.
You're wrong.

I think you have a good point.

I hate the fuckers too.

Are you calling me an asshole?
(, Wed 7 Mar 2012, 17:54, closed)

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