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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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It's like 10,000 spoons
When all you need is a knife!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:07, 29 replies)
That's not irony.
It's just poor admin.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:48, closed)
"Isn't it ironic?"
This, together with "Do you wanna be in my gang?", has been selected for inclusion in the list of "Musical questions to which the answer is 'No'".
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, closed)
Do you think I'm sexy
Is also on that list.

No Rod, you're a massive cock.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:54, closed)
"Is this the way to Amarillo?"

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"

or just "Will you?"

and I'd like to include "When will I be famous?", at a stretch
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:56, closed)
Can I
finger your ringpiece by Boney M?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57, closed)
"Brown hurl in the ring"...
Tra la la la la
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:58, closed)
"Do You Wanna Touch Me" also by Gary "Rhyming Slang" Glitter

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:01, closed)
when Joan Jett asks the same question...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
Samantha Fox "Touch Me" also gets a resounding "No"

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:11, closed)
While 'I want your love' by Transvision Vamp
gets a resounding 'Abso-fucking-loutely'
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:12, closed)
"Do you really want to hurt me" is in the "Yes" museum

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:02, closed)
Silly moon monkey.
It was Culture Club. Yes sang "Owner of a lonely heart"
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:04, closed)
Not really a question
but the answer to "Baby Come Back" is still "No".
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:06, closed)
"Can you feel the love tonight?"

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:16, closed)
Jump in my car, David Hasslehoff
No, and I don't want to see any puppies either.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, closed)
Can you feel the force?
No, because it's not real no matter how often you put Jedi on your census form.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:03, closed)
Are you lonsome tonight?
No I'm bumming your mum.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
Should I stay or should I go?
Mr Strummer, you should most definitely go. Far, far away. Oh...you did...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:07, closed)
Not really a yes/no question, though, is it?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:11, closed)
Cheeky bastard. 'Touch me' isn't even a question, and yet you dare have the gall to criticise me?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:13, closed)
But "Touch me" "No" makes sense
"Should I stay or should I go?" "No".

Very zen.

Phew, I was worried about you for a moment: you replied to my post above without your usual snarling vitriol. Good to see you're back.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:15, closed)
Sorry, I left this out: 'Cunt'
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:20, closed)
can i interrupt here and ask why everyone lauds joe strummer?
as far as i can tell, he was a posho who affected poverty for the lols.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:33, closed)
Yes, you're right.
And that's why everybody lauds him.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:37, closed)
I'm not qualified to answer, I think he was a bit of a tit, really.

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:44, closed)
there is no spoon

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:19, closed)
It's off
to Button Moon
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:25, closed)
As any lag will tell you,
shivs come in all shapes and sizes, all you need is the time to sharpen the handle.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, closed)
Wouldn't it be better to sharpen the point?

(, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:36, closed)

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