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Onemunki says: We live in a world of genuine tragedy, starvation and terror. So, after hearing stories of cruise line passengers complaining at the air conditioning breaking down, what stories of sheer single-minded self-pity get your goat?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 12:00)
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It's like 10,000 spoons
When all you need is a knife!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:07, 29 replies)
That's not irony.
It's just poor admin.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:48, closed)
"Isn't it ironic?"
This, together with "Do you wanna be in my gang?", has been selected for inclusion in the list of "Musical questions to which the answer is 'No'".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:51, closed)
Do you think I'm sexy
Is also on that list.

No Rod, you're a massive cock.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:54, closed)
"Is this the way to Amarillo?"

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"

or just "Will you?"

and I'd like to include "When will I be famous?", at a stretch
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:56, closed)
Can I
finger your ringpiece by Boney M?
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:57, closed)
"Brown hurl in the ring"...
Tra la la la la
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 13:58, closed)
"Do You Wanna Touch Me" also by Gary "Rhyming Slang" Glitter

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:01, closed)
Although
when Joan Jett asks the same question...
(Troutbiscuits, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
Samantha Fox "Touch Me" also gets a resounding "No"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:11, closed)
While 'I want your love' by Transvision Vamp
gets a resounding 'Abso-fucking-loutely'
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:12, closed)
"Do you really want to hurt me" is in the "Yes" museum

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:02, closed)
Silly moon monkey.
It was Culture Club. Yes sang "Owner of a lonely heart"
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:04, closed)
Not really a question
but the answer to "Baby Come Back" is still "No".
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:06, closed)
"Can you feel the love tonight?"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:16, closed)
Jump in my car, David Hasslehoff
No, and I don't want to see any puppies either.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:05, closed)
Can you feel the force?
No, because it's not real no matter how often you put Jedi on your census form.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:03, closed)
Are you lonsome tonight?
No I'm bumming your mum.
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:05, closed)
Should I stay or should I go?
Mr Strummer, you should most definitely go. Far, far away. Oh...you did...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:07, closed)
Not really a yes/no question, though, is it?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:11, closed)
Cheeky bastard. 'Touch me' isn't even a question, and yet you dare have the gall to criticise me?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:13, closed)
But "Touch me" "No" makes sense
"Should I stay or should I go?" "No".

Very zen.

Phew, I was worried about you for a moment: you replied to my post above without your usual snarling vitriol. Good to see you're back.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:15, closed)
Ha.
Sorry, I left this out: 'Cunt'
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:20, closed)
can i interrupt here and ask why everyone lauds joe strummer?
as far as i can tell, he was a posho who affected poverty for the lols.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:33, closed)
Yes, you're right.
And that's why everybody lauds him.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:37, closed)
I'm not qualified to answer, I think he was a bit of a tit, really.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:44, closed)
there is no spoon

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:19, closed)
It's off
to Button Moon
(magic the cat will someone please think of the kittens, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 14:25, closed)
As any lag will tell you,
shivs come in all shapes and sizes, all you need is the time to sharpen the handle.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:02, closed)
Wouldn't it be better to sharpen the point?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:36, closed)

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