I used to work in a poshish health club.
One lady came in, and took two (yes, two) towels from the counter. When the receptionist politely pointed out that there was no laundry that day and they were requesting the use of one towel only per punter, she shouted out, with a big humph,
"I get awfully wet, you know!"
And marched off with her two towels.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:15, 3 replies)

Too much detail.

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:21, closed)

I'd do that too if I spend hundreds of quid a year on a health club.

(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:28, closed)

I'd take 3.
Fuck your laundry, get it fixed.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 15:46, closed)