school days
1. Push pops ( what the hell were they all about )

2. Pogs

3. Gob stoppers bigger than your mouth took you a month to finish it.

4. Wearing your school bag so low it was nearly dragging on the floor.

5. Smoking B& H fags from ciggy john’s shop who would sell you a cig for 20p looked like a peado and smelt of wee.

6. How small you could get your tie.

7. Not being a prefect. (I was forced to be one and wear a different coloured jumper “stood out of the crowd and was always there for a beating and the usual verbal abuse”)

8. Hanging about the park.

9. Smoking pot and regularly getting it taken off us by bigger boys.

This is just a small list of the things to do and buy to fit in at my old school. I never quite did looking at it and was always with the mongy kids.My trainers never made me the cool chav I wanted to be. (Referring to the other “school trainer” episode I have posted).
(Uncle Ed is lurking around, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 14:41, 4 replies)

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You leave push pops alone :(
(Gazebo will eat you on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 15:20, closed)

Y'know what, he's right, and it's time someone said it
Push Pops were manky. You pushed them up, had a grand old suck, and them pushed them down again. But then! Next time you wanted a suck your finger got covered in your own slobber when you tried pushing it up again. Disgusting.
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 0:35, closed)

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Aspirations of being a chav? Why?

It's no good, I can't comprehend it....i'm getting shooting pains in my head just trying.
(nonstopdancer, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 16:03, closed)

aaah... push pops
I remember those lovely things, with all the drool leaking down inside them and all over your hands...
(xanthine, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 3:26, closed)