Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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Hmmm...Sounds like time for a "stab the life out of a bunch of morons" road-trip.
You're driving.
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Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:25,
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That's fine,I can drive and stab at the same time if we slow down on the approach.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:27,
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Just you leave the stabbing to me.You're welcome to run 'em down though.
I guess the plus side is we won't need to pack sandwiches.
I've been waiting for an excuse to indulge in a little cannibalism.
EDIT: Assuming those shit-bags actually count as people.
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Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:29,
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I had roadkill for Christmas dinner.It wasn't human roadkill though.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:31,
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That's next Christmas dinner sorted.Though I was thinking bigger. Maybe a deer?
Or a human.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:36,
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I'm thinking of startingA Christmas Charity.
Feed-A-Hobo.
Thing is, there're lots of orphans, and at Christmas time we should think of them.
I know I'll have them on my mind as I carve them up into roastable chunks with a chainsaw, then feed 'em to tramps.
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Cawl, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 12:46,
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ErFeed a hobo to what now?
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