Things we do to fit in"When I was fifteen," writes No3L, "I curled up in a Budgens trolley while someone pushed it through the supermarket doors to nick vodka and Benny Hedgehogs, just to hang out with my brother and his mates."
What have you done to fit in?
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chthonic, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 12:30)
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I tell jokes...Usually works quite well. Unfortunately most of the jokes I know are courtesy of b3ta and sickipedia.
A Jewish girl told me she was impossible to offend.
I asked her how many Jews you can fit in a Volkswagen.
I also told her that she was as useful as Anne Franks drum kit.
My Muslim, black, east london housemate. (Who was/is bigger than me)
I asked him what was black and doesn't work.
I blame you!
Amazingly I'm still good friends with both!
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:26, 2 replies)
AnswersJust incase there are people who don't know the answers:
5 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray
and
Half of London
(, Sat 17 Jan 2009, 13:37, closed)
I love the one with the drum kit!I intend to use it.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 23:22, closed)
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