Someone at school lied about shagging his gf to impress everyone
This went on for well over a year. Classic cases involved him coming in looking smug and saying about how he got laid, making up stories where they did it and so forth.

They broke up, and once on msn he told me how worried he was that his now-ex was coming over and he wouldn't be able to control himself, even though she was now with his mate. Bout an hour passed and he logged in again telling me about how it happened on the desk and he was really guilty.

The stories of the sex got out to his ex, who then continued to inform everyone that they had never slept together and he was still a virgin. His reputation plummeted and was then seen as a lying freak with severe issues.

Waste of time in all really, as nobody else in our group had had sex so if anything, it didn't make him fit in but made him look more of a sexpest and a smug gimp before the truth got out anyway.

Found him on Facebook lately, I'm tempted to tell his now-girlfriend about it and see if he's still doing that lie
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 16:50, 3 replies)

A guy from school
boasted that he had fingered another girl from school at a party while she was passed out. Boy, was he suddenly popular with several peoples fists before they found out he was lying to look cool. What a dick.
(Roopy all is not what it seams, Sun 18 Jan 2009, 18:48, closed)

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Isn't that the plot of American Pie!?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 13:28, closed)

I hadn't noticed that before
But yes, I ultimately seem to know the Shermanator. Except I don't think the one I knew pissed himself
(Stu in the hat is frothing at the gash, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 14:32, closed)