HONK!
A guy slid up near me at a bar one night, leaned in close, stretched out his hand and pulled a chuck of my hair. In unison with the hair pulling he made a ‘HONK’ noise and then said ‘Now you have to marry me’. I’m not even sure if that actually constitutes as ‘flirting’ but I think that’s how it was intended. Strangely enough I didn’t accept his proposal.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:17, 12 replies)

That's not flirting
That's assault. Assault with a honking noise.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:36, closed)

^^
Loud officelol for "assault with a honking noise".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:47, closed)

Hahahahaaha

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:58, closed)

In situations like this
A sharply raised elbow to the nose, or knee to the groin is the correct way to reply to the proposal.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 14:52, closed)

I'm surprised it didn't work
he sounds like a real player
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:15, closed)

Indeed…
he was clearly a smooth operator of the highest degree.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:50, closed)

Are you sure?
that sounds almost exactly like the way DiT greeted me the first time I met him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:30, closed)

From what I understand of your first meeting
it was you making the honking noise.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 15:49, closed)

That's a schoolboy error.
You're meant to honk the breasts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Feb 2010, 16:53, closed)

Exactly
You'd have thought he'd have known that!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 18 Feb 2010, 17:23, closed)

Were you 7 at the time?
And was this bar, one of the gymnastics ones on the wall in the school hall?
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:37, closed)

Sadly no
I could have forgiven him if we were both 7 and in a playground. Maybe he did it when he was little and it worked for him so he decided not to update his 'moves'.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:46, closed)