I was hanging around at art college, chatting to some girl
and she was whining on about how rich her dad was. So I said, buy us a drink then.

Then before I knew it she said "You look pretty poor - shag me". For some reason, this wasn't enough of a green light for me, so I took her to Tescos and spent half an hour telling her how miserable everyone looked, and to shut up about her dad. She just laughed and said "you're so funny".

Etc.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 9:56, 9 replies)

That bloody song was the anthem when I was at uni
Watching all the twats trying to out-working class each other.

The sort of people who sit down at the end of each evening and work out exactly how many ways in which they've been oppressed that day.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:00, closed)

You were a few years ahead of me
I was just going into A-levels at that point, and everyone suddenly started wearing jackets and dancing with no sense of rhythm, of a Friday night.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:02, closed)

very
good :)
( spiny - things are looking up, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:45, closed)

Only my second fake post.
You're very kind.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 10:47, closed)

Ahhhhh.
Pennydroppage.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 11:02, closed)

Nicely done
Will have to listen to that today
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 13:16, closed)

RIS?
What's this a reference to?
( Bob Todd whee, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:52, closed)

Reference
Its Common People by Pulp.

Clever. Very clever.

I did once flirt with a girl from St Martins College (its in Lancaster). It has loads of (to-be) teachers and nurses. Hmmmm.
(jdharding, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 0:36, closed)

it actually refers to
Central St Martins, as in the top art college in the UK. Tis in London.
(jennymnemonic, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 13:06, closed)