My housemate asked me to bring her to see the film 'Valentines Day' next week.
She said it would be a secret date and she wouldn't tell my girlfriend. I chuckled. She chuckled. I hope she was joking. Kinda.

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(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 12:58, 5 replies)

Is she fit?
Enquiring minds want to know?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:00, closed)

she's a PE teacher.
young, pert and full of energy.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:14, closed)

No question.
Do it. Do. It!
( Ultimate Cakes & Sweets Why,what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 15:30, closed)

Beware
You might well be about to be set up for a bollock plucking. Them women don't think like blokes, she might believe that you will be a charming Hugh Grant sorta guy who will take her to the cinema, on a strictly platonic house-sharing-friends-type date, whereupon your girlfriend springs a wonderful surprise entrance from behind a pile of fluffy toys and heart-shaped balloons, to ask you to marry her in a modern woman kind of way.

This will be just as you have flopped your bell-end out and are trying to cram it into your housemate's gob.

They'll take one knacker apiece.

These things happen.
(Rsoles, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:56, closed)

its true
i've seen it with my own japs eye.
(suboftheday, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 0:44, closed)