i'm off out tomorrow night
to a friend's 50th birthday party. there will be men galore, but they are mostly VERY upper-class and quite genteel. any of you that have read my previous posts will know that this is going to be more than a little outside my comfort zone. i'm not exactly what i'd call scum, but i hardly fit into the higher echelons of society.
be that as it may, i'm getting to the age where the idea of settling down to a life of luxury with a rich and dependable man seems ever more enticing. so, the question is: any tips?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 19:41, 6 replies)

Genteel upper class men eh?
I reckon wear lots of rubber and let them know they've been very very naughty boys.
( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 21:47, closed)

good idea!
upper-class blokes are pure dirt in the sack!
also, after going through 2 wardrobes, 2 suitcases, 3 bin bags and 2 cabinets, i've just found a dress i bought last year that actually FITS! i am so wearing it tomorrow!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 19 Feb 2010, 22:43, closed)

Pass the port
right to left. Good luck!
(Dr. Scambolic, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 4:53, closed)

An engagement ring
apparantly works wonders. Not fully taken, but enough to be a conquest. Not my own tip, a friends.

My own would be, be interesting. There's enough six foot blondes with plastic tits, but at these sorts of parties someone really good with the conversation is quids in :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 18:21, closed)

Never underestimate the power of a tit wank

(EvilMeister, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 15:03, closed)

gah!
what a washout! the only available men were a gay couple that had just split up! i had to walk half a mile in bare feet and the party was over by 1 a.m!
still, at least it was a free bar.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 18:01, closed)