You want to know?
You want to know how useless I am at reading signs, and flirting in general?

Right.

I'm standing in a club, about four years ago. My mate is at the bar. Not wishing to appear odd, I whip out my phone and begin randomly texting people. Out of nowhere, my phone gets plucked from my fingers. I look up, and there's this beautiful (and I mean stultifyingly gorgeous) young lady looking at me with a quizzical look in her eye. She's got my phone.

"Sorry, texting's not allowed in here. No phones allowed." She smiled. I think it may have been the fact that not only was this lady out of my league, she was probably not from the same dimension as me, which made me for a brief second think that texting actually was not allowed. "You here on your own?" she asked. My brain caught on to the fact that she was not a club official in charge of stamping out phones as she sipped from her wine glass. Now I was confused. "Erm, no. My mate's over there" I stammered. She handed my phone back to me. "Awwwww. You're so shy" she said. She giggled and wandered off.

I can only assume that, in a quiet moment, she decided to play with one of the broken toys for a change. I still feel like a complete and utter loser after that encounter, and vow to buy every single one of Paul McKenna's books until the matter is sorted :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 14:24, 4 replies)

Point is - she didn't know you were shy, or to be brutally honest, socially inept.
To her you obviously looked good: good enough for her to risk making a prat of herself if you blanked her.
So she thought you were in her league. She just had the confidence to something about it.
Now you know stunningly beautiful girls find you worth checking out - you'll have the confidence to approach them first.
Don't be put off if they are shy or seem socially inept. They just need a little confidence.


Bugger - just read this was 4 years ago. So you'll have worked that out for yourself by now.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Sat 20 Feb 2010, 16:00, closed)

Well, I'd still say she was out my league these days
but in those days I'd just went through something that stunted my confidence for a loooooong time. Over the worst now though, back in the game :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 15:08, closed)

Have a click
Have the Paul Mckenna books pay off in the end?
(muzzvsworld, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 17:56, closed)

Have a click
for the heart breaking "decided to play with one of the broken toys for a change", just beautiful :(
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:44, closed)