Not me, but my friend who lives in London
He's the legendary one of the bunch: not up his own arse, just confident in the disarmingly simple ways that some guys can be.

He was walking along in central london, minding his own business when he notices someone walking along the same pavement in the same direction - almost exactly in step with him.

He looks across, and notices her. She, at the turning of his head spots him.

He smiles. She smiles.

He asks, "Hey, no idea if you do, but if you fancy a drink, want a coffee?" (gesticulating to one of the many coffee bars up ahead of them).

She starts blushing, but answers "Darnit, I'm late for a meeting as it is. Thanks a lot for asking though - was a really nice offer" She strides on, beaming happy smiles back at him, and he tails off to have a coffee anyway.

And that is how my mate R asked Claudia Schiffer out for a drink.

Guys, seriously, keep it simple.
( Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 19:24, 3 replies)

That wasn't Claudia Schiffer, it was me.
Easy mistake to make.
( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 20:02, closed)

So
Fancy a coffee?
(Le Grenouille, Sat 20 Feb 2010, 21:48, closed)

Didn't you hear? She's late for a meeting.
You men never listen.
(TheColonel, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:58, closed)