freaked out
i saw the QOTW and thought "nah, none of my experiences of flirting are anything memorable, I'll just read other people's stories and wait until something more appropriate came up".

unfortunately i had the misfortune of getting a taxi driver this weekend who decided i was gorgeous and would continue to freak me out by making what i'm sure he thought were flirty commentsfor the entire drive. being on the way home from a beer festival on my own (after my friends decided to hit a shitty local nightspot), i was looking forward to a cuppa, a cuddle from my dog and some random late night tv. the driver however, was sure he was going to make it into my house and into my bed. Don't get me wrong, if some fella comes up and starts talking to you like a normal human being, i can possibly see it going somewhere, but if you're confined to a small metal box with someone at least 10yrs older making hideously obscene comments to you, it doesn't really do it for me.

*shudder* needless to say i made him drop me off on the main road near my house. i was NOT having him know where i live.

last night, i decided to order a chinese takeaway and again, the delivery guy, this time, about 60yrs old, starts cracking onto me. ok so i don't have a local accent but i have lived here all my life and don't need some fat old guy telling me "you've not been here long have you love?" then complimenting me on my dog (rather weird) then my age then my choice in food order! if i wasn't so hungry at the time,i would've donated the food to the dog then ordered from somewhere i felt there might not be semen lovingly added to my crispy duck...

take it from me gentlemen, if you're either a taxi or delivery driver, just don't.
(PrincessTinkle is charlie brooker's secret wife, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 16:42, 2 replies)

clearly
They watch too much porn.
(xanthine, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 21:20, closed)

I'm guessing it works sometimes
Whenever I'm in a black cab on my own the driver always tries it on with me. I'm guessing it's like the ask every girl in the club if they want to have sex approach - try it on with every woman who's alone in their taxi and one of them will eventually say yes.
(mmm....beer, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 23:39, closed)