anonymous, solo flirting a.k.a. a perfectly healthy bit of a stalk
I'm often called a woman of few words. If I have something to say, I'll say it. If not, silence doesn't bother me, I enjoy it. A comfortable silence between two people is a beautiful thing.
This means I am terrible at the kind of hair flicking, girly flirting my lovely friends are all excellent at. I am really good at the weird, stalky, silent kind of flirting though. Like when I borrowed my GORGEOUS SMELLS LIKE SEX ex coworker's shirt from his locker*, had a ladywank in it at home and then returned it safely next morning.
I'm not ashamed**!

*broken, with no lock
**lies
(reducedfatLOLcat, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 19:40, 11 replies)

ladywank
love it. In fact I love it so much I nearly ripped my cock off.
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 20:22, closed)

^This^

(robbersdog, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:04, closed)

that's pretty weird
I agree about the comfortable silence thing though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 20:59, closed)

Surely if a man does this there would be outrage?

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 22:42, closed)

only
if he gets caught.
(imallamallama looking forward to llamageddon on, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 23:19, closed)

And this
is why I love B3ta.
(djflayva, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 23:44, closed)

^This^

(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:01, closed)

To be fair
I don't think he'd fit in my shirt
(reducedfatLOLcat, Sun 21 Feb 2010, 23:48, closed)

I think
Im in love
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:26, closed)

this smells of wrong
On many, many levels.
( rofl harris, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:03, closed)

What a disgusting breach....
...of trust and socially acceptable behaviour!!!!

(bundles shirts into envelope, just in case.......)
(NoveltyCondomHead Clanks Wams., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:04, closed)