Or alternatively
In a shop, get a female shopworker to show you something on the counter. This works best in a jewellers where the girls wear nice blouses. As they show you something on the counter, they lean forward just enough for the front of their blouse to hang down enough to allow you a view of her cleavage and bra.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:44, 2 replies)

Hahahhahahaha I can't decide if this is funny or pathetic
Or an arousing mixture of both.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:46, closed)

^this^

( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 15:49, closed)

Whatever it is, it's not flirting....

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:13, closed)

I think next week's QOTW
ought to be "tell us about your perving stories"
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 17:06, closed)

Or alternatively,
never leave the house, realise there is a lot of porn on the internet, and wank yourself raw.
(TheColonel, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 16:04, closed)